This was a comment by MICKYHYNES on the NME news story announcing that V FESTIVAL CHELMSFORD had sold out in two hours:

News flash:   The world's most boring bands headline the world's most boring festival attended by the world's most boring 20-30 something Topshop, Hollyoaks,  XFM knobheads. Still, if the weather's good that weekend, I might finally get around to painting the side of my house.

Ah, the English...