BLACK MAGIC...

GENIUS WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT TO DESCRIBE THE JARVIS COCKER SHOW I SAW IN SAN FRANCISCO LAST NIGHT. LEGEND, POET, RACONTEUR, SHOWMAN AND SINGER-SONGWRITER ALL ROLLED INTO ONE. EVERYTHING WE LOVE ABOUT THE ENGLISH IN ONE TIDY PACKAGE. JARVIS DOES IT LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL ENTERTAINERS, HOOFING IT AND CROONING TO EARN EVERY SINGLE CENT YOU SPENT ON YOUR TICKET. UNDENIABLE. SEE HIM WHEN AND WHERE YOU CAN. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER. HAPPY SUNDAY FROM A BLOG CALLED BOADWEE.

SOULWAX/2 MANY DJS

THE BEAN AND I WENT TO SEE SOULWAX/2 MANY DJS LAST NIGHT. THIS DOUBLE BILL IS THE BRAIN CHILD OF BELGIAN BROTHERS STEPHEN AND DAVID DEWAELE. SOULWAX IS THEIR "ROCK" BAND BUT IT'S REALLY 2 DJS AND A RHYTHM SECTION. THEY MADE AN ALBUM CALLED ANY MINUTE NOW THAT'S KIND OF CRAP BUT THEY REMIXED THEIR OWN RECORD AND CHRISTENED IT NITE VERSIONS. NITE VERSIONS IS A TOUR DE FORCE AND ON THIS EXCURSION THEY PLAY IT IN IT'S ENTIRETY. FOLLOWING THE SOULWAX SET, THE BROTHERS REAPPEAR AND DO A GIG AS 2 MANY DJ'S. I'VE SEEN THEM TWICE AND THEY REALLY KICK ASS. THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM THEIR SET WAS MORE ROCK ORIENTED BUT LAST NIGHT THEY WERE LEANING HEAVIER TOWARD 80'S ELECTRONIC POP AND HIP HOP. WORDS COULD NEVER DO JUSTICE TO THE TRUE GENIUS (I KNOW THAT WORD GETS USED LIBERALLY BUT IF IT DOESN'T APPLY TO THESE GUYS THEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IT DOES APPLY TO) OF THIS DUO. THEY'RE EASILY GIVING KRAFTWERK, DATA ROCK AND LCD SOUND SYSTEM A RUN FOR THE MONEY. IF YOU'RE HEADED TO COACHELLA TODAY, YOU'LL BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND A BETTER ACT ON THE BILL. GO. BUY. NITE VERSIONS . NOW. OR SEE THEM IN A CITY NEAR YOU. SOUWAX/2 MANYDJS ON THE WEB.

A BLOG CALLED...

BLOODARM

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT OTTO MUHL...

WAS PISSING ON ME. HE WAS WEARING A COSTUME THAT MADE HIS ENTIRE BODY A GIANT HEAD AND HIS PENIS WAS THE NOSE AND HE WAS PISSING ALL OVER ME...

DAN...

DAN, DAN, DAN. MORE PICS
HERE AND HERE! CHECK OUT
PINNER'S WORLD DOT COM IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE, I COPPED THIS SHIT FROM HIM...

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY TO...

A BLOG CALLED BOADWEE. FEELS MORE LIKE OUR 2 THOUSANTH ANNIVERSARY...
THANKS READERS! ALL MY LOVIN', GBOTBAAKATAFKAKB

I'M ALMOST BACK FROM THE DEAD...

WHAT A GREAT OPENING. STILL PLEASED AS PUNCH. POSTING SCULPTURE BECAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH SCULPTURE...I'M JUST ABOUT BACK FROM THE DEAD.

BLOGGER HOLIDAY...

THE OPENING WAS FANTASTIC. THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR COMING DOWN. I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED WITH THE SHOW.
JUST ABOUT OVER MY HANGOVER. BACK TOMORROW. XO KB

SNEAK PEAK...

OF MY SHOW WITH PATRICK ROCK AT QUEEN'S NAILS ANNEX TONIGHT!!! AFTER PARTY AT THE ARGUS (NEXT DOOR) WITH YOUR'S TRULY MANNING THE DECKS. COME ON DOWN.

SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE...

DICK CHEESE.

NEW SNEAKS...

KENNY BEANS, I WAS JEALOUS OF THOSE ORANGE SLIP-ONS YOU JUST GOT SO I HOPPED ON E-BAY AND GOT THESE BABIES FOR 29 BUCKS!!! XOXOXOXO KB


P.S. BOADWEE/ROCK AT QUEEN'S NAILS ANNEX, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 7-11 P.M. I'LL BE ROCKING THE DECKS AT "THE ARGUS" (IT'S NEXT DOOR TO QUEEN'S NAILS) AFTER THE OPENING.

ONE OF MY BLOG READERS...

SENT ME ROGER HAZARD'S BIG MUSCLE BEARS PROFILE ROGER HAZARD'S BIG MUSCLE BEARS PROFILE!
MUCHAS GRACIAS!!!

BACK TOMORROW...

I'M HAVING AN OPENING WITH PATRICK ROCK AT QUEEN'S NAILS ANNEX (SEE "UPCOMING"), THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 20. SEE YOU THERE.

THE BLOOD ARM...

ARE HAVING ALL THE FUN.

BEST BAND EVER.

PERIOD. I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS AND I DON'T EVEN PRAY...HONESTLY, I'M MOVED TO TEARS. THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE TODAY.

THE ADORABLE ONE...

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN. XO GBOTBAAKATAFKAKB

GET ON THE GOOD FOOT...

MAN BUSTED BY THE PIGS WHEN HIS PROSTHETIC LEG FALLS OFF DURING ATM ROBBERY GETAWAY.

LONDON IS A VICTIM...

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!

p.s. Just noticed the "last one to click here is gay" comment at the bottom of the page. So, these guys are either stupid adolescents using "gay" in the context of youth vernacular (a usage which is absolutely unaccepatable, do you hear me?) or they're actually homophobes. I'm guessing the former but damnit, you kids have got to cut the shit with the "gay" as derogatory thing. I have friends who do this. Not cool. Gays, let's take gay back!

WE HAVEN'T FEATURED A BIG FISH STORY...

HERE AT A BLOG CALLED BOADWEE IN QUITE SOME TIME. IN THE FUTURE, WE'LL MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT TO BRING YOU ALL THE BEST IN BIG FISH NEWS.

p.s. A BLOG CALLED BOADWEE is saddened to hear about the death of SOL LEWITT. R.I.P. Sol Lewitt. In the artworld, you were a big fish.

KENNY BEANS SWEARS ...

I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THIS GUY AND HAD A CASE FOR HIM BUT I'M CONVINCED THAT KENNY HAS BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME. RAY WINSTONE, AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE , YOU HAVE A PLACE TO SIT. p.s. Fucking christians, I can't even buy electronics today because of their voodoo rituals.

DOUBLE DOO DOO...

I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE USED THAT TAG BEFORE SO YOU CAN SUE ME IF YOU WANT TO. FIRSTLY, A BIG SHOUT OUT TO SCHMALVIN AT THAT'S FOR SURE.NET FOR TURNING ME ON TO THE MCCARTHY/CONDO/CHAPMAN BROTHERS COLLABORATIVE PAINTINGS AT DEITCH PROJECTS. THE SHIT. SECONDLY, AND PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANTLY, A BIG BOADWEE BLOG SHOUT OUT TO MY MAIN SISTERS LESLIE KULESH AND SARAH FOSTER WHO ARE THROWING A PARTY (HAVING AN OPENING, WHATEVER) AT PAINTED BIRD ON FRIDAY THE 13TH. YOURS TRULY WILL BE MANNING THE DECKS TO THROW DOWN SOME BRITCENTRIC ROCK WITH LESLIE AND SARAH'S HOMEBOY PATRICK. ALSO, PLEASE NOTE THAT LESLIE AND SARAH'S WEED-DAWG SITE IS THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE LINKS SECTION OF THIS PAGE. PEACE THE FUCK OUT. GBOTBAAKATAFKAKB

TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY...

THERE ARE 2 NEW SHERIFFS IN TOWN! QUEEN'S NAILS ANNEX, 3191 MISSION STREET, SAN FRANCISCO, FRIDAY, APRIL 20TH, 7-11P.M. AFTER PARTY AT THE ARGUS (THE BAR NEXT DOOR).

p.s. Don Baird/Rock Fag? Can you send an e-mail with your e-mail address (see upper right corner)? All I have for you is "No reply @ blogger.com" or something stupid like that. Would love to see you at my opening. Cheers!

BABY BRIAN...

IF YOU'RE ON THE BRIAN WILSON, JELLYFISH, VAN DYKE PARKS, HIGH LLAMAS, ED HARCOURT SINGER SONGWRITERY TIP YOU WILL LOVE THIS GUY...

PAUL STEEL'S MY SPACE PAGE (MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO "APRIL" WHILE YOU'RE THERE)
PAUL STEEL MUSIC.COM

I REALLY LOVE IT WHEN...

BEN BLOOD ARM AND NICKY FRANZ CALL ME FROM GLASGOW TO TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN THEY'RE HAVING WITHOUT ME...NOT!

RECORD OF THE YEAR SO FAR...

THE KAISER CHIEFS' YOUR'S TRULY, ANGRY MOB. THIS THING HAS GOT ME ROCKIN' BIG TIME. RUBY WILL REALLY GROW ON YOU AND THEN EVERY SINGLE TRACK AFTERWARDS PINS YOU TO THE MAT WITH AN INFECTIOUS MELODY. CHUNES, CHUNES AND MORE CHUNES. THAT'S WHAT IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT, RIGHT? YOU. GO. BUY. NOW.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH WHEN...

YOU THINK OF DUCHAMP EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT A URINAL BUT THINGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR WHEN YOU'RE CONVINCED A MUFFIN IS ACTUALLY CHRIS BURDEN'S MEDUSA'S HEAD.

FIVE FOR TODAY...

1 LIFE IN CARTOON MOTION - MIKA (U.S. FULL LENGTH)
2 SOUND OF SILVER - LCD SOUND SYSTEM (U.S. FULL LENGTH)
3 THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK - GOOD SHOES (U.K. FULL LENGTH)
4 YOURS TRULY, ANGRY MOB - KAISER CHIEFS (U.S. FULL, If you have half a brain you'll pay 5 bucks more for the special packaging and bonus dvd)
5) LEEDS UNITED E.P. - LUKE HAINES (U.K. FIVE TRACK E.P.)