SHANIQUA!!

CORNY GIRL KILLS ME! SHE JUST TOLD ME THAT WHILE SHE AND VICTORIA (WHOM I SOMETIMES REFER TO AS VICTORIA SHANIQUA ROBINSON) WERE STAYING AT THE ULTRA PREPPY, RICH, WHITE GASPARILLA INN IN BOCA GRANDE, FLORIDA THAT SHE KEPT CALLING VICTORIA "SHANIQUA" LOUDLY ACROSS THE TENNIS COURT. SHE DIDN'T GO INTO DETAIL BUT I'M IMAGINING IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, "GOOD ONE SHANIQUA!", "WOW, THAT'S SOME SERVE SHANIQUA!", "SHANIQUA, I LOVE THAT NEW TENNIS ENSEMBLE YOU'RE ROCKING TODAY!". TO MANY OF YOU THIS WILL MEAN NOTHING, BUT TO ME, GRANDMASTER B, WELL, THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT JUST SLAYS MY ASS! MORE ABOUT THE LIFE OF CORNY GIRL AT A BLOG CALLED NOWHERE.